Ready for a check list

A brawny hero CHECK
An item song CHECK
A runaway bride CHECK
A secret CHECK
AN impersonation CHECK
A happy joint family falling into the swimming pool CHECK
Villainous uncles and cousins CHECK
A damsel in distress CHECK
A knight in the shining armour CHECK
A love song CHECK
Songs at the most unexpected situations CHECK
Some close friends in guest appearances CHECK
A shirtless scene CHECK
Reformed uncles and cousins CHECK
Lessons in manners CHECK
Cheesy one liners CHECK
Crude situational humour CHECK
A happy ending CHECK
READY!!!!!!!!!!
That’s Salman Khans’ READY for you.........

Fathers and daughters

ME: I need an appointment with the eye doctor. I cannot see well at night.
MY FATHER: What nonsense? At such an early age?
ME: Dad! Am touching 40.
MY FATHER: Oh! Yes, you are!


A FRIEND WE MET AFTER MANY YEARS: How old are your kids?
MY HUSBAND: My daughter is nine
ME (nudge…..nudge): She is thirteen.
MY HUSBAND: Oh! Yes, she is!


Daughters never grow up,do they?